ISN'T IT IRONIC...

that this is not only my maiden name but also the product that i have slathered over every inch of my body right now? frankly, i am surprised i was able to reach anything below my nose, given that i am so sore i cannot even lift the baby. if the owner of badger sore muscle rub is reading this post, you can thank my trainer, nate, for the boost in recent sales in the chicago market. to painful to keep typing....